bob evans ovens

it was set in this weird rapture/metropolis like city. i was a guy for some reason, but still me. i was working under my boss, who wasnt quite him but was definitely him. he was running this area of the city and had to be kind of mean to get things done, or else the people who ran the city would kill him.

there was a good bit of the dream where i was just doing my job and becoming close friends with my boss. but then this like, zoo area? near my boss's office had some animal poop that no one had cleaned up yet and he asked me to clean it for him. so i was finishing up one task to go do that and it took a bit, and by the time i came over to clean up the poop my boss had lost it and was having a mental breakdown. he was like "i'm so fucking sick of this, i'm sick of being mean" and i was like "no david, you have to they'll kill you!!" and he screamed "i dont care!!" and started running out of our area.

while i was chasing my boss throughout the city, we kept finding these interesting people or getting into shenanigans. now for some reason, i also saw how this city was built. we met one of the founders of the city and he explained the city's origins like this: "i had so much money that i built a house. and then i put a bob evans in the house. and then i set the bob evans on fire and it burned so hot it was this awesome heater thing. so then i put thousands of these bob evans super heaters in a big circle and made furnaces. and i made huge towers, miles tall, that were heated by these bob evans super heaters. i topped the towers with boob domes with windows. and i just kept going, and now we're in this city yay!!" like it was so detailed.

and at one point, we were in an elevator with a bunch of random people. we were going to get off at floor 8, which was super low. one of the other people in the elevator was like, "did you know who lives at the top? comedians!!" and then he and his buddies laugh. "we have to live up there to come up with the 2 jokes, you know?" and there were a bunch of other little interactions like that that i cant remember now, but the jist of the story is like a buddy adventure through this weird city with my boss. and i never figured out what the only 2 jokes were!!

i'm so weirded out by how vivid this dream was. oh we also met another boss like my boss from a different area of the city. she was mean to us, of course, and my boss was like "you dont have to be like this!!" and the woman was like "well yeah i kinda do, i dont want to die. you're a fool" and my boss was like uhhh ok maybe we should hurry up and go home. even though he knew what the punishment was the whole time, we all did?? god

17 november 2019